Hi my name is: Fossey
My age is: 10 months
My nickname is: Fossah, Foo, Pissant, Baby, Catatouille
My favorite human food is: anything that’s flavoring the dirty sink water. The grosser, the better!
My biggest fear is: I run on pure FOMO.
My favorite things to do are: Haphazardly run through any door, even if it means I get locked in a closet or wind up in snow
Favorite toy: Gnome on a stick. I have an amazinggg vertical leap
Where do I sleep : Usually on a dog bed. Sometimes with my hoomans, after biting their toes to make sure they’re real
Do I love car rides: Only if I get to ride in a lap
My job: Kill (and eat) all the ladybugs. I try to do the same with stink bugs but that never ends well
Fun fact: I still climb Mama’s pants so she’ll carry me around and love on me. I’ll even sit on her shoulder while she cooks